my apologies!!

I know I've been away from the blogging world for a while!

I have had a terrible time this past 6 months with my bowels.

I can't leave the POT for a second or else I poo my pants.

I went to the doctor to find out what was wrong with me and

I have a dissorder called

"OOPS I POOPED MY PANTS"

He says it can last for up to six years sometimes.

He says it's a rare disease that is carried by

Rolie Polie BUGS.
I know I need to stop playing with them

but I can't resist the little critters.

They are so cute and Rolie Polie.

I just can't bare not spending the quality time

with them that I need.

When I am trying to sleep at night

they are constantly calling out to me "SMELANIE, SMELANIE"

"Please come and Roll and pull me!!"

I know I have a sickness for these little curley guys.

I am needing to go to counseling but I can't find

a counselor yet that will come over to my house

and counsel me while i'm on the POT!!

If anyone has any ideas please

HELP!!!